Iceberg Lettuce (Michael Jackson and John Merrick)

Cabbage (bridget bardot)

Corn silk hair (Augra)

Artichoke (daddy)

Cayenne Pepper (if you love me, you will make love to me right here, right now)

Cabbage (toothy girl)

Cabbage 2 (electric boogaloo)

Elephant Foot Yam (enjoys car talk)

Kohlrabi face (viagra breath)

Lebanese Cucumber (prefers snorks over smurfs)

Hubbard Squash (thinking about pie)

New Zealand Spinach (corn tooth)

Seakale Hair (Luggage Face)

Asparagus fingers (crypt keeper stand in)

Vidalia Sweet Onion (yeast infection)

Spring Onions (new boobs, same necklace. WTF girlfiend?)

Tatsoi (Kirk Cameron farted)

pumkin tumor (pumkin tumor)

Mange Tout (Lights farts on sundays)

Olive nipples (enjoys rollerblading)

Tomatillo (bologna eyelids)

Mizuna greens (still doesnt own iphone)

Lagos Bologi (wheat grass enema at night)

Lizard's tail (bread loaf sized potty)

Velvet bean (fat elvis)

Japanese Bunching Onions (cant swim)